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This is just a sample – a meager selection of the shameless lawlessness of the Obama regime. Here, you’ll find no dearth of choices when it comes to the scandal-ridden current resident of the White House. Every day brings a new pathetic low. This is a humorous take on what the legacy of the Obama years will be. Failure, scandal, mendacity and corruption. Not Hope. Not Change.


Robert: “Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Jim: “You mean the Mexican drug cartels gun running through Fast And Furious?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the deaths of SEAL Team 6 members?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Spending MILLIONS on Obamacare websites that don’t work?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama having the NSA spy on 124 billion phone calls?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt (and growing) – none of which they can ever get out of – leaving them with a life that can never be as good a life as we had?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the State Department lying about Benghazi?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean deliberate, orchestrated voter fraud?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for supporters of illegal immigration to use Monument Mall?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit and oversight of the law?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving the company 123 Technologies $300 Million and it declared bankruptcy almost immediately afterward and was sold to the Chinese?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on welfare over last 5 years?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving Solyndra $500 million and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and were sold to the Chinese?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Forcing Americans pay extra for unneeded health insurance coverage?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Denying the state of Arizona the right to protect its borders?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Providing weapons to Syrian rebels, helping to create the seeds of ISIS?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advice-and-consent role?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The President’s administration abandoning our nation’s veterans and the VA lying about wait times for medical treatment?”

Robert: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “I give up!… Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers stuck us again with the most pandering, pilfering, corrupt administration in American history?”

Robert: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Hilarious take on the legacy of the Obama administration. (Thanks to many others for developing and posting original versions of this narrative. I added a few new ones and provided links for each of the scandals.)

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