Like everyone else, I occasionally get scam emails, and while I normally consign them to the spam folder and delete them, on this particular occasion, I decided to engage my scammer. Below is the conversation in full.


From: Dr Frank Kennedy <gian.horse@alice.it>

To: Vlad Davidiuk
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:08 PM
Subject: please acknowledge the receipt of my mail

Attn: My Dear Good friend

i plead to start the following few line for your kind of consideration, and i hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind and understanding. Although we don’t even known each other for the moment but with time i think we will know our self and become good friend in feature

Well before I go any further let me how ever use the opportunity to introduce my self My Name is frank Kennedy a banker manager in Republic of Benin Porto Novo Island in franch,I got your contact from yahoo terrorist search i hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that i am about to repose in you for the benefit of our both families.i am in need of your help as a foreigner to transfer the sum of ($25 million U.S Dollars) Twenty Five Million U.S dollars) into your Bank account risk is completely %100 free.

Please I will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret if you can or delete it completely from your mail box as read if you are not interested. also note that you and i will share this money 50/50 as we succeed of transferring the above mentioned into your Bank Account that you will provide , if you agree to transact this business with me,I will give you full details of this transaction immediately you notify me your interest by sending your Details as requested.

(1) Your Full Name……
(2) Your Country………
(3) your Age……….
(4) Your Occupation…….
(5) Your Phone Number…..
(6) Your Office Address……
(7) Your Copy of your passport or ID Card.

Tell phone: 0022964918110 / 0022998173124

Reply me:frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com

Regards

Dr.Frank Kennedy


Vlad Davidiuk Jun 23 at 4:17 PM
To frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com

Wait, you got my contact from yahoo terrorist search? Should I be worried?


From: “frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com” <frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com>
To: Vlad Davidiuk
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:49 PM
Subject: Re: please acknowledge the receipt of my mail

Attn: My Good friend

thank you very much for your respond know you don’t have to worried of anything i only just explain my self and how i got your email address once again you have nothing to worry about at all

please kindly let me know if you are interested in my proposal so we can proceed while i feed you with more details and how you will contact my Bank direct as Next of kin to Mr.Rudi Hermanto our customer who died in a tsunami disaster some years ago.

please notify me if interested

Dr Frank Kennedy


Vlad Davidiuk Jun 23 at 5:04 PM
To frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com

Well I don’t understand why my name was on a terrorist list. Am I a target? Do they consider me a terrorist? Which terrorist group are we talking about, specifically?

Secondly, I’m sorry to hear about Rudi Hermanto. He was a wonderful person. Although he refused to bathe as regularly as we would have liked, his jokes, his laughter and flatulence were all great sources of fun and merriment for everyone. How sad that he was lost.

With great grieving and gnashing of teeth,

V.


From: “frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com” <frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com>
To: Vlad Davidiuk 
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 5:39 PM
Subject: Re: please acknowledge the receipt of my mail

My Good friend you r’e not paying attention on my proposal guess you r’e not interested oh yes may his gentle soul rest in peace…ok have a wonderful day and bye


Vlad Davidiuk  Jun 23 at 5:42 PM
To frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com

Wait! You didn’t answer my questions! Which terrorist groups am I supposedly associated with? Am I a target or a member? Should I turn myself in?

With great worry,

V.


From: “frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com” <frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com>
To: Vlad Davidiuk 
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2016 5:58 PM
Subject: Re: please acknowledge the receipt of my mail

well like as i told you early i assure you not to be worry it just a terrorist yahoo search such as business associaution grup any business man or woman can post his or her email or his or her full contact list on it so don’t worry about the terrorist not like one you think ok, now let me know if you are intrested can we go on? i think i should be more secard then you i am trying to give you such trust and believer without even hearing your voice orain’t know anything about you, but believer life is all about trying

Dr Frank Kennedy


Vlad Davidiuk  Jun 23 at 11:48 PM
To frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com

Thanks for your patience. I was resting because I think I’m having a nervous breakdown. Now, you say that my full contact list is available? This is a disaster! Now the terrorists will know who all my friends are! Now the governments – ALL OF THEM – will know everything about me! How can I use the money to flee the country? You said that you are from the Republic of Benin. Can you book me a room in the best hotel there? What I want to do is share the $25,000,000 with you 50% – 50% as you said. But I also want to escape. So, book me a room at the best hotel there, and send me the information so I can go there to escape the terrorists. Let me know as soon as possible when you do this.

With hope in my heart,

V.


From: “frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com” <frank_kennedy71@yahoo.com>
To: Vlad Davidiuk 
Sent: Friday, June 24, 2016 6:38 PM
Subject: Re: please acknowledge the receipt of my mail

my Dear good friend

thank you for your respond i must tell you that i really appreciate reading you mail today thought i read it late but because of my work i was not permitted by a chance and that is why i wrote you this late

anyway like i told you before you don’t have to worry about any terrorists as long as you are genius and honest therefor relax

i wonder why you want me to book a hotel for you to come to Bennie Republic well that is you want to visit here that is fine and good for you but put in mind that i am not booking any hotel for you at this moment because we don’t even know each other i don’t know your country i don’t know your name i don’t know you age nothing like

so let me and provide me your information as requested if your interested of this business or are you just playing me joke here? if that what you are doing kindly let me know maybe i could search for another honest and serious person to complete this transaction because i don’t want this money to go to another person

Dr Frank Kennedy


That’s where it ended. I had other, better things to do. Folding laundry, loading the dishwasher…

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